Verse:
Get ready for four years of pitiful
Get comfortable in your own motions
Your outlook on life now so cynical
Be true to yourself and you ll get by

Chorus:
You re non-athletic
They re so pathetic
And now you re stuck in here with people you don't like
So just sit tight

Verse:
Get ready for four years of uncomfortable
Get used to having no one by your side
And watch as they all crave material
I know that you've never been that type

Chorus:

Bridge:

You better learn how to run a bit faster
You better start that right away
Because minds like theirs aren t going to stop for you
And a mind like yours will never change

So go on I'm better
You've got your letterman s sweater

Chorus: